Nation States Issues : Circus Clowns Cause Chaos!

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

Circus Clowns Cause Chaos!

Rather than finding them funny, a recent survey shows that most children are actually afraid of clowns. The public is demanding that you do something to stop these terrifying menaces.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “Kill them! Kill them all! Or… you know, just ban them,” opines noted sociologist Cortana Colbert. “Better yet, why not ban all circuses from NATIONSANAME! Think about it, they’re distracting children from what’s important in life; namely, doing well in school, getting a job and contributing to the economy. That’s what’s important here!”

 

2. “Banning clowns is a little extreme, if you ask me,” inputs your Minister for Culture, Sven McCarthy. “I think what we need to do is educate children about what clowns actually do. Tell them they aren’t scary and that what they do is actually beneficial! After all, happy kids are less likely to go down the path of crime, which means less spending goes to the police and more funds can be diverted to somewhere important – like my Department!”

 

3. “It’s not always about the kids,” mumbles a red-nosed man in the corner. “Think of us clowns! We have to put up with the kids screaming, and shouting and hurling things at us. How would you feel if you were dressed up like a fool and paraded in front of 8 year olds! The Government needs to create a program to treat us clowns for depression – you don’t know what it’s like, man. You weren’t there!”

 

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 4.2%

Culture

Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 2.0%

Cheerfulness

Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 1.7%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.80%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.28%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.23%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 0.16%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.10%

Economic Output

0.06%

Average Income

0.06%

 

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.07%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.07%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.07%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.07%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.07%

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.07%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.16%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.49%

Law Enforcement

Orwell Orderliness Index 1.7%

Youth Rebelliousness

Stark-Dean Displacement Index 12.5%

 

 

 

 

Moderate choice