Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Broadband Going To The Birds?
An IT firm organized an unusual race between a carrier pigeon toting a flash drive and NATIONSNAME’s fastest internet provider. The bird easily beat the internet, prompting a debate about internet speeds.
I’ve encountered with 3 choices
1. “This is horribly embarrassing!” cries the pixelated image of popular online vlogger Alexandra Fitzgerald. Two and a half minutes of buffering later she continues, “Our internet is the slowest in The Galactic Federacy. Our system needs a massive overhaul. We need to crank it up! Fiber optic connections all across NATIONSNAME! Imagine the increase in productivity. Imagine how much more connected we’ll all be. It’ll be well worth the cost, Leader.”
2. “You’ve got to be joking!” scoffs your Minister of Finance, William McKinnon. “The government has far more important problems at hand than dealing with trivial matters such as the internet speed. The people of NATIONSNAME have access to the internet. That’s far better than most of the world. Leave the internet providers to run themselves and get back to the business of running the country.”
3. “Well, this certainly is eye-opening,” exclaims amateur birdwatcher, Ned Clinton, with a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck. “Here we are mucking about with our inefficient technology and the birds have us beat! Clearly we need to convert all our inefficient internet into bird-based-broadband! We’ll need flocks upon flocks of pigeons and a tight training schedule, but we can do it.”
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Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 15.1%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 4.5%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 1.6%
Human Development Index
Human Development Index 1.2%
Average Income
0.56%
Economic Output
0.56%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.41%
Lifespan
Years 0.18%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.14%
Economy
Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 0.13%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.07%
And decline in this qualities
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.14%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.55%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.56%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.56%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.56%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.56%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.56%
Moderate choice
