Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Ill Girl
The literary world has been up in arms since the Pet Prize, the most prestigious award for writing, was Ever since nation heard about Kellyanne Frederickson, the cheery young woman reported as having Helen Burns’ Disease (often known as Ill Girl Syndrome for its variety of vague and ultimately fatal symptoms), the nation has rallied around her with emotional support and monetary donations. Unfortunately, it has now been revealed that Kellyanne, “the pride of nation, who never gave up hope”, never had the disease. Instead, she was suffering from mental health delusions where she believed she had the terminal illness, but actually only ever needed anti-psychotic medications.
I’ve encountered with 5 choice
1. “She lied to us all along!” huffs your Deputy Minister of Health, who had personally donated more than one thousand money to send the patient and her family on a five-star all-inclusive vacation to swim with porpoises at a tropical East Calypso resort. “I expect her pallor and spots were just flour and food colouring, painted on every morning! It was all a twisted plot to extract money. Anyone who exploits our kindness with cruel falsehoods must be charged with fraud, and punished to the maximum extent that the law allows.”
2. “This young woman is clearly disturbed and needs our understanding, not punishment,” sighs psychiatrist and popular author Dr. Darya McGhee, handing you a signed copy of ‘Thanks for the Memories’, her lay-manual on hippocampus function. “She is clearly experiencing genuine and unresolved psychological issues, which caused her to manifest somatic biomedical symptoms. How would punishing her help her feel safe and cared-for? We must oblige her to join us in a secure and comfortable clinic where I’ll apply my patented diagnostic and therapeutic methods to unweave the dynamics behind this disorder.”
3. “This all arose because people give money to these fly-by-night anybodies,” says Jamal Stallone of the citizen Relief Organisation. “All it takes is for them to set up a GimmeCash page, and they can collect as much as they like. People fall for these hard-luck stories of plucky citizen and want to donate. You should ban private collections. If people are genuinely afflicted and need money, let them come to a proper citizen charity, where their claims can be fully vetted. They just have to ask and they shall receive, as much as they truly need. Talking of which…” He rattles a collection tin.
4. “Now, correct me if I’m wrong,” scoffs Moana Broadside, proudly vaunting her homemade Charity Muggers, Sod Off badge, “but I’m sure she did nothing wrong. She saw a gap in the market; she went for it. So some bleeding-hearts thought she was really sick. Guess what, people lie! Any strategy is fair game in a truly free market. If people don’t keep their hands on their own money, if they’re stupid enough to give it to someone plastered in stage make-up, then that’s their lookout.”
5. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds cool so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Throwing a sickie is a serious crime.’
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In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Compliance
Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.1%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.05%
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And decline in this qualities
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.33%
Crime
Crimes Per Hour 0.52%
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 2.3%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 4.8%
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This choice seems like nothing.
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