Nation States Issues : Ambassadors Behaving Madly

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Ambassadors Behaving Madly

The privilege of diplomatic immunity for ambassadors has entered the news after several of them have been caught in unsavory behavior, including drunk driving, fist fights, and the attempted murder of a Brancalandian Member of Parliament. Concerned citizens and outraged foreign nationals have asked your government to step in and bring your ambassadors in line.

I’ve encountered with 6 choice

1. “The solution is quite simple,” states your Minister of Foreign Affairs while trying to smooth things over with his Brancalandian counterpart. “Why don’t we simply fire any ambassador who acts like a buffoon? We obviously can’t have our diplomats acting like spoiled children and besmirching our good name. We must replace them with the most upstanding members of society. Problem solved!”

2. “That still doesn’t change the fact that your ambassador tried to kill one of our MPs!” replies the Brancalandian Foreign Minister, who has started a slap fight with your own Minister of Foreign Affairs. “I demand that all ambassadors have their diplomatic immunity revoked so that we can charge them for all of the crimes they have committed. No person should be above the law! To make it fair, we wouldn’t complain if you also took away immunity from all of the foreign diplomats in nation.”

3. “Being a diplomat is so stressful,” complains Douglas Negan, your former ambassador to Tasmania, who has taken it upon himself to stop the fighting between the two ministers. “You send us off to these dangerous hellholes all across Lazarus. Is it any wonder that some of us snap? Our job is to promote the nation’s interests and help find new allies. We need diplomatic immunity to ensure our safety as national envoys, guarantee our freedom of movement, and maybe let off some steam on the weekends. I think a little international embarrassment is a small price to pay for that.”

4. “Ambassadors! Bah! Who needs them?” questions infamous nationalist and staunch xenophobe Kanya Tolkien while giving a salute that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. “This compulsive need to learn about other countries or grant their diplomats safe passage is very un-citizen. We’d be much better off keeping to ourselves and not having to worry about these damn foreigners or their opinions on how we conduct our business.”

5. “Diplomatic immunity, you say?” muses Oliver Cheyney, your Minister of Sycophancy. “Why should this just be limited to ambassadors? It seems to me that if anyone deserves immunity, it’s you. You’re practically a god to these people anyway. You should be able to do whatever you want.”

6. Dismiss the issue

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Option 1. sounds cool so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.’

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In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Political Apathy

Whatever 2.4%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.06%

Average Income

Money 0.03%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.02%

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And decline in this qualities

Law Enforcement

Orwell Orderliness Index 0.03%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.03%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.03%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.03%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.03%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce? Test Score 0.03%

Public Healthcare

Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.03%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.03%

Patriotism

Flags Saluted Per Person Per Day 5.8%

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This choice seems average.