Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Your personal assistant, Charlotte Sweet, has threatened to tell the newspapers you had an affair with her unless you give her lots of money.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “Even if you never went near her, we can’t let this story get out,” says your Chief of Staff. “Think of the scandal! No, no, no. Pay her. Pay the tabloids. Pay anyone who’s ever heard the word affair! Pay them as much as it takes to make this disappear. Sure, this might be a quick and dirty solution, but sometimes you have to put your career first.”
2. “We just have to make sure she doesn’t win over the public with her deceptions,” counsels your attorney, Joseph Ramirez. “Force all the newspapers to expose her as a liar. Release statements saying you stand by your family. Drastic measures must be taken to ensure media truth! Now let’s prep your testimony. Repeat after me: I did not have an affair with that woman.”
3. “Maybe this little problem really isn’t a dilemma,” opines your press advisor, Oprah Wood. “We live in modern times, and I don’t think the public care about who sleeps with whom. You’re better off seizing the initiative and telling the world about every relationship you’ve had in a series of memoirs. Make it juicy enough to be exciting, and at the very least people will say you’re honest. People don’t say that a whole lot about politicians these days.”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Saying “don’t do anything that Leader wouldn’t do” doesn’t exclude a great deal.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.16%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.09%
And decline in this qualities
Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 1.3%
Political Apathy
Whatever 4.6%
This choice is nice.
