Nation States Issues : Flash, Aaaaaargh!

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

Flash, Aaaaaargh!

A flash mob caused a public health risk and thousands of CURRENCY in damage after being directed by an online user calling himself Flashy_G. Apparently, the stunt has left the affected area suffused with a choking stench and at least six terrified onlookers have been admitted to hospital with panic attacks and nervous breakdowns. Many of those impacted are demanding you take action.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “They can’t keep getting away with this,” states Chief of Police Dana Snow calmly, eyes fixed on a slow motion playback of the incident’s CCTV footage. “This snot nosed little punk wasted an entire day’s worth of police time with unnecessary evacuations and dealing with panicking crowds. An online perpetual ID system should be used, so home-grown terrorists can’t hide behind their shrouds of anonymity.”

 

2. “I thought it was pretty funny,” says Barry Yalen, an itchy-looking teenager scratching at his crotch. “All he said was that it might be droll if a couple of thousand people all showed up to the mall on Tuesday the 18th at 11:32 am and did the Lice Bucket Challenge. He never TOLD anyone to do it. Just that, you know, it’d be funny if people did! You can’t start getting mad at people for saying something would be cool. Don’t step on our freedoms, man!”

 

3. “We shouldn’t infringe freedom of speech, but we need to do something,” grumbles janitor Bongani Fraser, wielding a pest-spray and mop. “As far as I’m concerned, it’s the kids who empty out buckets of bugs who need to be punished. If I told them to jump in front of a bus, would they do it? Personal responsibility is what I’m talking about – have the system sentence all two thousand of these idiots, and put them to community service making the nation a better place.”

 

4. “You know the real problem is how fast Flashy_G was able to spread chaos,” observes your Minister of Memetic Warfare, carefully replacing the ink cartridge in her fountain pen. “These little online social media apps can reach hundreds of thousands of people in seconds. That’s faster than the police can act or we can counter it. This could escalate from pesky teens spreading pests, to actual mobs destroying our government. On the other hand, if we can control the flow of information, then we can control the country. My people can secretly take control of the social media sites and track down this troublemaker and any others who emerge. Then, rather than silence them, we can adjust their activities to suit our needs.”

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Youth Rebelliousness

Stark-Dean Displacement Index 62.5%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 41.5%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 7.0%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.7%

Political Freedom

Diebold Election Inking Scale 3.6%

Industry: Information Technology

Fann-Boi Productivity Index 3.2%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 1.8%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 1.1%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.98%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.96%

Culture

Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 0.95%

Integrity

Percentage Of Bribes Refused 0.12%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.11%

Average Income

0.11%

Economic Output

0.11%

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.10%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.10%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.10%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.10%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.10%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.10%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.10%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.11%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.50%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.60%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.86%

Law Enforcement

Orwell Orderliness Index 1.6%

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 3.0%

Averageness

Average Standardized Normality Scale 4.9%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 8.3%

Authoritarianism

Stalins 27.3%

 

 

 

Surprisingly , this choice increase Economiy and Safety.