Nation States Issues : The Body Politic

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

The Body Politic

DNA testing on the remains of King Oswyn V, the last king of NATIONSNAME, traced his lineage to a local man in a poor district of CAPITAL. Flustered by the news, hardline republicans and medieval cosplayers alike have petitioned your office.

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “Momma! Momma! Git the whiskey! No! The gud kind!” says Bruce Christensen, the newly-found heir to the House of Ood. “Well, it’s about time that my royal ‘eritarge is recugnized! I declare myself the absolute ruler of NATIONSNAME as Yer Majesty King Rex! I will be the most high and most excellent king NATIONSNAME has ever had! Leader, I want your house, and I’m turning it into a palace fit for roy-yal-tee.” He then turns to your young secretary. “And darling, if you want to be a Queen, just hit me up.”

2. “Uh… well, your majesty, that’s a bit drastic,” says Mohammed CURRENCY, a prolific jouster and part-time mutton farmer. “How about instead of an absolute monarchy, we install King… Rex as a constitutional monarch. That way competent politicians run the country, but we all have a national symbol to rally behind. And imagine having an actual king open all of the medieval fayres in NATIONSNAME. My mutton sales will go through the roof!”

3. “Liberté, égalité, fraternité!” yells Colleen Trax from a soapbox outside the National Historical Museum. “Our foundation as a great country, our very success started when that tyrant Oswyn was violently ripped apart by blackout drunk peasants! To prevent reactionaries from poisoning the nation with outdated traditions, we need to denounce monarchy for the sham it is!”

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Royalist is the most offensive slur in the CITIZEN language.‘

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.72%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 0.18%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.07%

And decline in this qualities

Culture

Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 1.1%

Political Apathy

Whatever 1.9%

Moderate choice