Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
The Deportation of Mr. B. Leeper
Brancalandian pop star Bryan Leeper has gotten into trouble with the law yet again while on tour in NATIONSNAME. He was caught urinating on a fire hydrant, making this his tenth arrest in the past year. Tens of thousands of anti-Bleepers have signed a petition demanding that the pop star be deported back to his native Brancaland.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “Let it be known,” reads petition author Kristy Conway, from a ragged piece of parchment covered in coffee stains, “that we the good people of NATIONSNAME who care about music, and entertainment, and celebrity misbehaviors, demand that law-breaker Bryan Leeper be deported with all due haste back to his native country of frozen Brancaland. He can go love himself back home. We demand that he be declared a public menace. May he never return to our fair country nor inflict his immature, overly catchy, pop music on our airwaves.”
2. “We don’t want the little brat back!” declares the Brancalandian Foreign Minister, seen smashing Bryan Leeper CDs with a hockey stick. “I bumped into the Maxtopian ambassador on my way here. It seems that Mr. Leeper has an outstanding legal issue over in Maxtopia that could involve jail time if he’s found guilty. Why not extradite him there as a diplomatic move? What’s that? Well yes, Maxtopia has the death penalty. I’m sure he hasn’t done anything that serious there.”
3. “All I need, is your love, your love, my love, your love, youuuuuuu!” sings your teenage niece’s best friend, who is also president of the CITIZEN Bryan Leeper Fan Club. “You can’t send him away! He’s a troubled young artist trying to find his way. His message is pure and sweet and he’s, like, so totally dreamy. Listen!” She starts to sing again as secret service men usher her out of the room. “Baby, baby, don’t leave me alone, don’t walk awa….” Unfortunately, you’ve heard enough to have the song stuck in your head all day. It really is catchy.
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 2.0%
Meters Of Sunlight 0.57%
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.13%
And decline in this qualities
Quips Per Hour 0.14%
Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 0.50%
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.67%
Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 0.93%
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.6%
Stark-Dean Displacement Index 6.2%
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 30.9%
This choice is ok.