Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
A Sticky Situation
While lounging on a curiously sticky bench in CAPITAL, you begin to notice that almost every passer-by seems to be mysteriously stuck to the pavement. Upon closer inspection, you realise that the ground is covered in chewing gum, which has in turn caused the unfortunate – and admittedly amusing – predicament that the pedestrians have now found themselves in. You are soon approached by a colorful mob of people, the majority of which are barely able to lift their own legs.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “Every time I go on a run, I always find at least one piece of gum on my shoe!” screeches Mamiko Humperdink, whilst furiously picking herself up off the ground. “I always end up stepping in the stuff, and it’s always a pain to get off. Gum is a health hazard, and it should be banned before anyone else finds themselves chewing the pavement! If somebody has a problem with that, then they can just find something else to gnaw on.”
2. “Don’t listen to that gum-hating buffoon,” exclaims the State Director of Oral Cohesive-Based Solutions, Minté Breff, while chewing loudly. “Banning gum will cause a tremendous uproar of unnecessary proportions! Gum can help people study and concentrate, all whilst they taste our selection of great flavours; something that the government would surely support and even subsidise! You can have my gum when you pry it out of my cold, dead mouth.”
3. “Why not look for a different solution?” asks Sheldon Plath, as he helps his son clean gum from his shoes. “How about we place more trashcans? Place a few here and there, fine anyone that doesn’t put their gum into them, and I guarantee that this problem will go away. All of this gum will give these trashcans a fresh and much more bearable smell!” He abruptly turns towards his son, who has now wandered away. “Stop smelling the bins!”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘It’s rare to find an unchewed pencil.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Meters Of Sunlight 1.8%
Bananas Ingested Per Day 1.2%
Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 0.77%
Tourists Per Hour 0.25%
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.23%
Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 0.21%
Human Development Index
Human Development Index 0.06%
And decline in this qualities
Rand Index 0.17%
Obesity Rate 0.43%
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 87.3%
This choice is nice.