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Down The Rabbit Hole

After numerous cases of brief delirium were reported in the countryside, local scientists and health officials have narrowed down the potential causes to a hallucinogenic toxin produced by a microbe that normally incubates within rabbits. Apparently, the close contact rural farmers had with tainted rabbit excrement resulted in their delusions. In response, several apoplectic and assertive citizens have accosted you while on your morning stroll to deal with the issue.

I’ve encountered with 3 choices

1. “This is ridiculous,” shouts avid home gardener Alice Cheshire. “I can’t even tend my own flower beds without falling into a psychedelic trance! If I hallucinate one more rabbit wearing a waistcoat and a pocket watch, I’m gonna lose it. We must eradicate this menace, even if it means killing all the rabbits in NATIONSNAME! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!”

 

2. “Whoa, whoa, whoa… Let’s not be too hasty here,” interjects microbiologist and pharmaceutical spokeswoman Anita Plaseebeau. “This rabbit colon-based microbe gives us a rare and profitable opportunity to further both our understanding of biology and medicine. Throw a little funding our way, and we can trap some live specimens, analyze the microbe up close, and get all of NATIONSANAMEhooked on it by Sunday.”

 

3. “You all keep missing the point! These aren’t just hallucinations caused by poop, they’re gifts from the Great Rabbit Goddess!” asserts escaped mental patient and neopagan Sybil ANIMAL-McGee wearing her ceremonial rabbit-patterned robe and bunny slippers. “Through consuming the rabbits’ sacred defecation, we are blessed with miraculous visions of the future! Heed my prophecies, and I’ll get NATIONSNAME on the right path in no time.” After swallowing a handful of rabbit droppings, she twitches awkwardly on the ground while sputtering ill-fated prognostications.

 

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 1.9%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 1.2%

Cheerfulness

Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 0.89%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.75%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.62%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.42%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 0.22%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.16%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.13%

Average Income

0.12%

Economic Output

0.12%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.1%

Human Development Index

Human Development Index 0.08%

Lifespan

Years 0.07%

Economy

Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 0.07%

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.09%

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.12%

Public Healthcare

Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.12%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.12%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.13%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.13%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.13%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.49%

 

 

This choice is nice.

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