Nation States Issues : Friends, CITIZEN, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Friends, CITIZEN, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears

After the Citizenship and Immigration Services announced that they received a record number of applicants for naturalization, people have once again begun to debate who should or should not be considered CITIZEN countrymen.

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “Well, blood really decides it all,” claims armchair eugenicist Alexander Golightly. “Without the genes that allowed for such historical greatness, our ancestors could never have built such a fine country. To protect their timeless achievements, we must settle once and for all that a citizen of NATIONSNAME can only come from ethnically pure parents. Other races cannot pollute our citizenry, lest they undermine the very values that the nation depends upon.”

2. “Hey, that’s absolutely horrific!” hollers Elena Biscuitbarrel, a Lilliputian immigrant. “NATIONSNAME needs to be open to all colors, creeds and cultures that come here to live a better life. Nothing justifies punishing people for having the ‘wrong’ birthplace or family tree. Everyone born in NATIONSNAME deserves the right for equal treatment! And even if you weren’t born here, it should be easy to join the ranks of your fellow citizens!”

3. “Anyone hypothetically can become a citizen, but they first need to fully understand our way of life,” remarks civics teacher Chuck Wonka. “If you’re not ready to learn the values that are the bedrock of NATIONSNAME, you’ve got no business being part of our REGION. That means memorizing all forty verses of the national anthem and being able to list all 1,024 cantons in alphabetical order, like any true citizen of NATIONSNAME can. Only those who pass a stringent exam can prove themselves to be true CITIZEN.”

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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.’

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 8.7%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 3.7%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.4%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 2.4%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.48%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.41%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.07%

And decline in this qualities

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.05%

Averageness

Average Standardized Normality Scale 1.2%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 3.6%

Authoritarianism

Stalins 12.5%

This choice is OK.