Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Scandal Rocks NATIONSNAME’s Government!
A tabloid magazine, The National Incriminator, has revealed the sordid details of an affair between one of your top advisors, Robert Lotsalovin, and his secretary.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “They found out I did WHAT?!” Advisor Lotsalovin says in his morning meeting in your office. “This just can’t happen! How can government officials do their jobs properly if we have to work under the constant scrutiny of these idiotic supermarket tabloids? I say tabloid newspapers must be banned, and we must not allow newspapers to speak ill of our government officials… for the good of NATIONSNAME, of course…”
2. “Unbelievable!” says Reverend Rosalia Woolf of the local Catholic church. “Our government officials must be held to a higher standard than this! Mr. Lotsalovin must be removed from office and jailed. We cannot allow such disgusting corruption within the halls of justice!”
3. “Whoa, whoa, hey, now…” argues Senator Ali Nguyen. “What happened to Mr. Lotsalovin is no different than affairs that happen all over NATIONSNAME every day! Before you know it, they’ll be after YOUR sexual history! I think what we need to do is take the public attention off of it somehow, perhaps by… oh, I don’t know… giving them a tax cut! That’ll divert their attention from this momentary distraction just long enough for Mr. Lotsalovin’s divorce process to end!”
4. Dismiss the issue
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Option 2. sounds cool so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.‘
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 2.1%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.94%
Cheerfulness
Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 0.90%
Religiousness
Prayers Per Hour 0.87%
Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 0.74%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.39%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.26%
Average Income
0.21%
Economic Output
0.21%
Integrity
Percentage Of Bribes Refused 0.19%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.19%
Lifespan
Years 0.14%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.05%
And decline in this qualities
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.21%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.21%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.21%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.21%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.21%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.21%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.22%
Secularism
Atheism Rate 0.60%
Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 4.8%
Not much change.
