Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
The Sickest Criminals
Inmate Judas Cole died in prison yesterday after years of battling cancer. The death of the prisoner has prompted humanitarian groups to call for a compassionate release policy for terminally ill and elderly inmates.
I’ve encountered with 4 choic
1. “A portion of our imprisoned population lives in holding cells when they really belong in hospice care,” says well-known philanthropist Palutena Kasher, wringing her hands over the images of bedraggled inmates in grimy cells that she has spread across your desk. “A compassionate release system will allow these inmates to live out their days free from the encumbrance of incarceration. Yes, they might be criminals, but anyone who considers the elderly, debilitated, or dying a danger to society should consider a wellness check themselves.”
2. “We can’t just release inmates every time they get a hangnail,” wheezes sickly-looking former sheriff Wolfgang Reyes, as he slaps a truncheon in his palm. “Sure, compassionate release might cut costs, but at what cost to the community? Tell me, what’s stopping these crazies from going on crime sprees following their release? Arthritis? Keep these people in prison, Leader! Convicts should serve the entirety of their sentences, even if it means they get paroled out the back door.”
3. “I’m all in favor of keeping criminals off the streets, but prison infirmaries aren’t adequately equipped or staffed to handle inmates who often end up sick, stabbed, or sometimes both,” declares prison nurse Charles Yates, as he shows you over a dozen shanks he has collected from his patients. “I mean, the sheer number of items one can substitute for a surgical suture is impressive and all, but NATIONSMAME should really invest in prison medical facilities and personnel capable of supporting all who dwell within the walls.”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 4.8%
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 2.2%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.7%
Health
Bananas Ingested Per Day 1.2%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.71%
Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 0.59%
Crime
Crimes Per Hour 0.52%
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 0.23%
Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.20%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.14%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.12%
Lifespan
Years 0.09%
And decline in this qualities
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.06%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.16%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.43%
Authoritarianism
milliStalins 1.0%
Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 1.3%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 1.8%
This choice is nice.
