Nation States Issues : A Grave Problem

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

A Grave Problem

As cemeteries across NATIONSNAME are beginning to reach their full capacities, citizens are demanding that the government step in to rectify the situation before the bodies start to pile up.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “The expansion of cemeteries must end if the remaining government land is to benefit the economy,” says the Minister of Death, Ruby Wu. “What I propose is that we declare all graves over, say, ten years old, as vacant. And then dump a new corpse in it. Hey, nobody objects to sharing a university dormitory with another person, why should they object to sharing their grave?”

 

2. “Burial plots are so expensive these days, few people are opting for them anyway,” says Retirement Home owner, Aaron Singh. “Let’s just go for that final push and make cremation compulsory. Some people may not be happy with it, but when you get right down to it, it’s only setting fire to their loved ones against their will – you must agree that that’s less important than expanding suburban development.”

 

3. “This is horrendous,” says Chloe Barnes, whose partner recently passed away. “Whatever happened to choice? When my Henry died, he was promised an eternal resting place; a place where his name would stand and he would be remembered. Having it disturbed by ‘newcomers’ or enforcing cremation is a slur against him and the rest of NATIONSNAME’s deceased citizens! If you have any compassion in your soul, then you’ll acknowledge a grave as being a sacrosanct area. The dead must be allowed to rest in peace.”

 

4. “Burying and cremating the dead is such a waste…” says Wil Hanover, head of the Research Department at the McRonald’s chain of fast-food restaurants. “They should be recycled for the benefit of the nation! We’ll pay the families a little something for their loss, then mince up the bodies and put them in our burgers! I can’t see any downsides, can you? It’d save space, recompensate the grieving, and supply everyone with a tasty snack!”

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Cremation is compulsory for the deceased.‘

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 97.9%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 3.2%

Charmlessness

Kardashian Reflex Score 1.5%

Average Income

1.1%

Economic Output

1.1%

Secularism

Atheism Rate 0.41%

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.21%

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Lifespan

Years 0.09%

Environmental Beauty

Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 0.13%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.14%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.22%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.39%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.63%

Religiousness

Prayers Per Hour 0.64%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.74%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 1.1%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 1.1%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 1.1%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 1.1%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 1.1%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 1.1%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 1.4%

Cheerfulness

Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 1.8%

Compassion

Kitten Softness Rating 2.9%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.4%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 3.8%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 4.1%

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 8.8%

 

 

Moderate choice