Nation States Issues : Short Shorts Too Short?

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Short Shorts Too Short?

Dress codes for young women are in the news again after a violent clash between parents on opposite sides of the issue. The ringleaders have been dragged into your office by your Minister of Education for an impromptu arbitration and time-out.

I’ve encountered with 4 choices

1. “My daughter was sent home from her school because of her shorts,” exclaims Doris Sato, mother of two young teenage girls who look more like college students. “They said that her clothing was distracting the boys and lowering grades. What a bunch of sexist nonsense! Why are you people so fixated with what girls wear? These weak-minded boys need to learn some self-control before they enter the workforce.”

2. Declan True, red-faced father of two sons, approaches your desk while your guards eye him cautiously. “Her dang daughter was wearing shorts so short you could see her gosh-darn gluteal fold! If she dressed like that downtown, she’d be attacked! You need to ban these shorts for the good of the youth of NATIONSNAME.”

3. “This God-fearing man is right, but we need to go even further!” says angry street preacher, Daniel Broadside, who was not even invited to this meeting. “We must make all women cover up from the wrist to the ankle! In fact, to reduce temptation, we should just issue proper uniforms for everyone. Those who disobey the dress code should face public trial and shaming.”

4. Finally, fifteen year old Kayla sits down at your desk, barely looking at you while she types vigorously at her smartphone. “Jeez, like, get off my back. I can, like, wear whatever I want. Boys are so stupid sometimes. Look at these shorts; they’re even patriotic!” She stands up and does a twirl to show her short shorts are in your national colours with NATIONSNAME emblazoned across the backside. “Pretty nice right?” She smacks her gum loudly, takes a selfie, and goes back to texting.

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds good so I choose it.

The result saids ‘CITIZEN schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside NATIONSNAME.‘

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Stalins 27.3%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 11.8%

Religiousness

Prayers Per Hour 7.6%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.18%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.07%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.07%

And decline in this qualities

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.19%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 1.5%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 2.5%

Secularism

Atheism Rate 4.7%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 7.3%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 8.6%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 11.0%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 62.4%

Industry: Retail

Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 80.8%

This choice reduce Civil Right.