Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Delivering Mayhem In Thirty Minutes Or Less!
Hoping to increase its market share, NATIONSNAME’s second-largest pizza chain, De Luigi Bros. Pizza, began guaranteeing free pizzas if they weren’t delivered in thirty minutes or less. Since the policy began several months ago, there have been several reports of De Luigi’s delivery crew driving recklessly in order to beat the deadline. After a number of fatal accidents were attributed to De Luigi’s drivers, citizens are calling for action.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “Here’s a thought,” says Billy Cheswick, environmental activist and committed bicyclist, “These auto accidents wouldn’t be happening if there weren’t any cars in the first place! If you banned cars from our roads and focused on bikes and mass transit, we’d all be safer, and our environment would be cleaner, too. We’ve got nothing to lose! Except an auto industry of course. And the pizza industry will probably take a hit too, since it’ll be harder to deliver the pizzas. But that doesn’t matter: our safety and the planet’s future do!”
2. “What the… hell does that have to do with anything?” asks Maria Winters, successful personal injury lawyer and owner of four sports cars. “The real issue is that De Luigi’s enacted a stupid policy that resulted in injury and property damage! We need to send a clear message to big business that they’ll be held liable for their mistakes, and the best way to do that, of course, is with a punitive class action lawsuit.”
3. “As usual, science has the answer!” claims renowned engineer and futurist, Dr. Cooper Yeats. “You’re probably aware that there have been numerous developments in unmanned aerial vehicles over the past several years. Well, my laboratory’s been developing this compact flying courier robot with VTOL and GPS and a bunch of other initialisms that make it perfect for this kind of application! It performed… okay in the test flight we did, so if the military would allow us to sell these things to, uh, pretty much everyone, defense contractors can make a mint manufacturing them; and pizza chains can save a small fortune by not having to pay armies of inexperienced teenage drivers! They should still carry plenty of insurance, though.”
4. “Wait, this is getting out of hand!” moans Benito De Luigi, CEO and co-founder of De Luigi Bros. Pizza. “We just wanted to dethrone those smug jerks at Papa Pallocci’s, that’s all! This isn’t our fault; the real culprit is, uh… suburbia! Yeah! Those rows and rows of poorly-built, identical houses on stupid cul-de-sacs are a confusing nightmare for our delivery crews. Most people should be living in urban high-rise apartments, and I guess everyone else can save time by not commuting so much. Offer some incentives to get people to move: a month’s free rent and a free trip to jail if they refuse to leave!”
5. Dismiss the issue
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Option 3. sounds good so I choose it.
The result saids ‘City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.‘
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 82.8%
Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 15.3%
Industry: Arms Manufacturing
Charon Conveyancy Index 11.3%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 6.3%
Industry: Insurance
Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating 4.9%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 4.4%
Human Development Index
Human Development Index 3.3%
Economic Output
1.3%
Average Income
1.3%
Economy
Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 1.2%
Lifespan
Years 0.55%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.34%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.32%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.13%
And decline in this qualities
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.09%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.26%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.26%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.26%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.26%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.26%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.26%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.40%
This choice is great.
