Nation States Issues : Suspicious Superhuman Athletes?

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Suspicious Superhuman Athletes?

Vance Armstorm, a seven time Tour de NATIONSNAME winner, has been accused of taking drugs that enhance overall performance in sports, and has subsequently been stripped of all his titles. Pundits now say the problem has spread into other sports like ANIMALball, and the The REGIONSNAME Olympics.

I’ve encountered with 4 choices

1. “They might as well put on capes and masks to go with that spandex!” exclaims sports commissioner Harry Giono, while reviewing a video of a recent Olympic try-out. “I’ve seen weightlifters lift 200 kgs for five minutes straight, and marathon runners not even looking tired in the 40th kilometer! We need tighter doping laws in all sports and better drug testing equipment. For the sake of fairness in all sports in NATIONSNAME, we need to test every athlete we can find!”

2. “Come on, I didn’t do anything wrong,” asserts Vance Armstorm, while sipping a suspiciously glowing energy drink. “These allegations are nothing but a ploy by my competitors to discredit my hard work and natural superiority. I’ve trained all my life to be in this competition! Drug tests are an insulting invasion of my privacy. They should be outlawed! I say I’m clean. The team doctor says I’m clean. Shouldn’t our word be enough?”

3. “I don’t really understand what issue is,” muses Thomas Jefferson, a burly Smalltopian diplomat, from a couch in the executive lounge. “I watch sports to see best compete against best. Who cares if they take drug or drinking chemical to be stronger and faster? Give all athlete drug!” As he speaks, he is rapidly switching between three different sporting events on TV. “Stronger, faster, BETTER, if you ask me!”

4. “Stronger, faster… broken,” comments former world heavyweight boxing champion Beth Johnson, speaking unusually slowly. “We… break ourselves; we break each other. Taking drugs… just makes it worse. Anything to win. Anything. The problem isn’t… isn’t… drugs. The problem is sports. If you value athletes as people… as human… beings… you need to ban organized sports.”

5. Dismiss the issue

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I choose option 1.

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Health

Social Conservatism

Law Enforcement

Weather

Safety

Pacifism

Lifespan

Tourism

Taxation

Government Size

Employment

Human Development Index

And decline in this qualities

Intelligence

Obesity

Charmlessness

Civil Rights

Ideological Radicality

Recreational Drug Use

The result look OK despite of some negative effect.