Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
A Really Sour Lemon
Inmate Judas Cole died in prison yesterday after years of battling cancer. The death of the prisoner has prompted humanitarian groups to call for a compassionate release policy for terminally ill and elderly inmates.
I’ve encountered with 4 choice
1. “A small, plucky child approaches you while holding a yellow drink and a sticky cash jar that is labeled ‘Property of Hope.’ “Do you want some lemonade? I’ll gladly give you a cup for free!” She looks forlornly at the government notice. “The big scary man who shut down my stand said I can’t sell lemonade anymore. He said something about healthy safety reg… reg-yoo-lay-shuns. But I always use a strainer to fish out the bugs… honest! Can me and my friends please sell things again?””
2. “Ahah! I’m glad I caught you, Leader,” shouts sharply dressed bureaucrat Sanjeev Quinn while removing a copy of the Compendium of Fruit-Based Beverage Distribution Regulations: Volume 8 from his briefcase. “The operator here has failed to comply with our capitalism prevention policies, the stand itself could promote imperialist revolutionaries, and don’t even get me started on the irregular lemon juice to sugar ratio! For our laws to be fair, they must apply to everyone. The Lemon-ComrAde Beverage Cooperative certainly has to comply — why should it be any different for the kids?”
3. ““Don’t be such a sourpuss; it wouldn’t kill you to buy one of these, y’know,” suggests random bystander Sigourney Wolowitz, swiping the lemonade out of the kid’s hand. “In fact, I don’t see why children should get special treatment. As long as folks aren’t contradicting the government’s five-year plan, people of all ages should be able to sell products unregulated! And while you’re at it, maybe ease off of some of the other million industrial regulations that are putting us at a disadvantage compared to those vulgar capitalist countries.” She takes a sip from the lemonade, chokes, and stumbles backward into the cardboard boxes with enough force to smash them.”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 2. sounds healthy so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 1.4%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.68%
Income Equality
Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 0.60%
Authoritarianism
MilliStalins 0.50%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.17%
Compliance
Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.1%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.06%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.06%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.06%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.06%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.06%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.06%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce? Test Score 0.06%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.06%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.06%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.03%
And decline in this qualities
Average Disposable Income
Coins 0.06%
Average Income
Coins 0.06%
Economic Output
Coins 0.06%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.15%
Economic Freedom
Rand Index 0.51%
Wealth Gaps
Rich To Poor Income Ratio 0.57%
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 1.1%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 2.2%
Industry: Beverage Sales
Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating 71.4%
This choice is not so nice.
