Nation States Issues : Fun in the Sun

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Fun in the Sun

Neighbouring Bigtopia has gone on a tourism promotion overdrive, with spectacular advertising that is bound to attract visitors in their droves. Worried by the likely fall in foreign arrivals, your Tourism Minister has suggested an area of Hexnet be marked for development. However, what area should be selected and what type of activities should be promoted?

I’ve encountered with 7 choice

1. “Oi guv’nor, what them tourists want is to feast their peepers on real life, with real people,” suggests ‘Acksaw ‘Arry, a colourful gent, who has an equally colourful association with the law. “Spend a few bob building up the working-class areas of Hexburg. We’ll take them tourists round our gaffs, get their laughing gear round a few Dame Ednas, and have a knees-up round the ol’ Joanna.” One of your aides, who is from that area of Hexburg, translates: “He said that the tourists should experience traditional home hospitality, with beverages and a sing-a-long.”

2. “One proposes that you send those tourists to one’s stately home,” opines Rubert Holdsworth-Wellington, an eminent member of Hexburg’s old money. “There’s acres of room, literally. There will be fine dining available throughout their stay and for entertainment they may savour some outdoor pursuits. For example: one’s two-acre maze, horse-riding and of course, learning the skill of hedge artistry. Just pay one a stipend for allowing those riff-raff into one’s home.”

3. “G’day mate! Send ‘em tourists down to the beach,” declares Sheila Billabong, as she hands her surfboard to your Tourism Minister. “We’ll show them how a true-blue Hexnetian lives life in the sun. We just need you gumument fellas to put shark nets all over the place; then those tourists will be riding waves in no time!”

4. “Yodel-lay-ee-dee,” exclaims Frau Helga Krapps, who is trying to set a new fashion statement with her pinny. “Ze tourists vould be much better coming to my ski resort in der Alpen region of Hexnet. They can stay in mein beautiful chalets overlooking ze pistes. Ve have skiing, snowboarding und sledging for ze little munchkins. I just vant ze government to let us put artificial snow on the slopes for drier seasons. Danke!”

5. “Hey man, we should, like, promote sustainable ecotourism,” insists Dylan, a tatty looking fellow who you swear just had a small creature rummaging around in his beard. “Our countryside is pretty cool, Leader. The government should make laws to protect our forests and rivers; then those tourist dudes will come in swarms to marvel at Mother Nature’s creations, man!”

6. “Get off my property!” yells Patrick Pavlov, who is rumoured to be the grumpiest man in all of Hexnet. “I don’t want no tourists coming over here and having fun, especially near me. Hey, you tourists! No fun, do you hear? Folks used to be able to have fun ‘round here, then some tourists came along and started having some fun – ruined it for everyone. Tell them tourists they’re not welcome here!”

7. Dismiss the issue

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Option 5. sounds cool so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.’

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In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 2.3%

Environmental Beauty

Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 1.5%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.47%

Income Equality

Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 0.39%

Authoritarianism

MilliStalins 0.33%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.15%

Food Quality

Meeshlin-Starr Index 0.05%

Compliance

Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.01%

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And decline in this qualities

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.09%

Obesity

Obesity Rate 0.21%

Wealth Gaps

Rich To Poor Income Ratio 0.28%

Economic Freedom

Rand Index 0.34%

Industry: Timber Woodchipping

Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index 8.3%

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This choice seems average.