Nation States Issues : Better In Than Out

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Better In Than Out

Your Justice Minister has raised a stink about public flatulence, and is proposing a new law to ban it.

I’ve encountered with 5 choice

1. “We need to promote public decency!” demands Tenzin Kiefaber, your Justice Minister. “Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place, to make it obnoxious to the public or to harm the well-being of people in surrounding areas, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour offence and shall be sentenced to a term of community service. If you need to pass wind, just go to a toilet.”

2. “This is insane,” states Bharatendu Rivera, your Solicitor General, discreetly shifting in his chair. “How any reasonable or sensible person could think that criminalizing flatulence in public would be a good idea is beyond me. We are a civilized nation. Just make sure that every one is taught to do it as discreetly as possible when they need to. Simply raise your right buttock ever so slightly and let it out gently, ideally without bringing any attention to yourself.”

3. Fumiko Zhu, who was recently banned from the capital subway for farting too much, has her say and smell. “Hey! Leader, pull my finger!” Even though you don’t comply, she still lets forth a thunderous, horrible noise that fills the room with a titanic stench. “Oh my god, did I just squash a frog? That one wasn’t too bad; it’s the silent but deadly ones that get you! Everyone knows that letting them rip is good for your health — better out than in, right? We should let everyone know it’s okay to sound off, maybe even subsidize some kind of ‘Wind Festival’. Smells like a good time to me!”

4. “Wait, did someone say gas?” asks your Energy Minister, Leandro Fernandez, while holding his nose. “We should distribute methane capture devices and make it compulsory for every citizen to… uh… plug one in. We could then capture this natural resource, and reduce our dependence on fossil fuels!”

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 4. sounds cool so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.’

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In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 2.2%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 1.2%

Authoritarianism

MilliStalins 1.2%

Patriotism

Flags Saluted Per Person Per Day 0.84%

Environmental Beauty

Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 0.72%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.09%

Food Quality

Meeshlin-Starr Index 0.08%

Compliance

Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.02%

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And decline in this qualities

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.13%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.20%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 0.22%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.72%

Charmlessness

Kardashian Reflex Score 1.4%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.7%

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This choice seems nice.