Nation States Issues : Lost in Translation

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Lost in Translation

A young foreign exchange student was arrested in her language course a couple days ago when she accidentally said, “My friends and I are game for a shooting; we just need to figure out how to signal,” instead of, “My friends and I want to make a shooter game; we just need to learn how to code.” She was labeled a threat and is now facing deportation.

I’ve encountered with 4 choice

1. “She is already failing my class,” says the girl’s instructor. “Why should she stay if she can’t communicate effectively? We ought to give everyone who enters the country a test that proves they can communicate with us! If they can’t get every question correct they should be forced to leave.”

2. The girl, now able to explain herself with the help of a police-appointed interpreter, says, “I apologize if I frightened anyone, as that was not my intention. I only wanted to share my interest in video games instead of repeating simple sentences about apples and cats. This never would have happened in the first place if your language wasn’t so confusing! Why not simplify it and cut down on the amount of words so that it’s easier for everyone to learn?”

3. “Woah… dude, aren’t plants supposed to be green?” asks hippy herbalist Francine Vader, who imports the Sedji berry ‘superfood’. “Let’s encourage our plants and animals to build their natural immunity by exposing them to these diseases from abroad — just like a pox party. After all, it’s worked just fine in nature for millions of years and stuff.”

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds cool so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don’t give their dogs enough biscuits.’

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In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 2.7%

Law Enforcement

Orwell Orderliness Index 2.5%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 1.8%

Authoritarianism

MilliStalins 0.93%

Patriotism

Flags Saluted Per Person Per Day 0.89%

Compliance

Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.31%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.11%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.09%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.08%

Economic Output

HexCoins 0.06%

Average Income

HexCoins 0.06%

Average Disposable Income

HexCoins 0.06%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.03%

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And decline in this qualities

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.06%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.06%

Public Healthcare

Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.06%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce? Test Score 0.06%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.06%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.06%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.06%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.06%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.1%

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.17%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.20%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 0.23%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.52%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.58%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.3%

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This choice seems average.