Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
A Wolf in Refugee’s Clothing
After it became clear that a recent mass shooting in Maxtopia was an act of terror by a Lilliputian Ultra-Violetist who entered Maxtopia by claiming refugee status from the ongoing Lilliputian Civil War, CITIZEN are demanding you find a way to keep terrorists out of NATIONSNAME.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “We have to balance safety with helping people who are just looking for a better life,” states Minister of Internal Affairs, Stephanie Black, while drinking her half-full cup of coffee. “Why don’t we just carefully screen potential refugees to see if they have any connections to terrorists? I’m sure with some elbow grease and stick-to-it-osity we’ll be able to effectively process all these immigration applications. And I’m sure when those poor refugees meet the welcoming CITIZEN people, the trauma of years of atrocity-filled civil war will be wiped away!”
2. “Background checks will not work,” bluntly declares Minister of Homeland Insecurities John Haggard, while staring at his half-empty water glass. “Bureaucracies are simply just too slow and unreliable to do it successfully. We need something that’s sure to keep out terrorists. Let’s bar anyone who is associated with Ultra-Violet havens like Lilliputia from entering the country. Sure, some people will be whining about freedoms, but who cares? They’re not even CITIZEN.”
3. “No!” cries Clover Moonshine, your Minister of Good Vibrations. “We’d be giving terrorists metaphysical ammo against us. And surely you can’t be heartless to refugees who are only trying to find safety for their families. Studies have shown the most effective teams are from diverse backgrounds. We should open the borders to everyone, no questions asked. I say our policy should be: give us your tired, your poor, your huddled mass shooters. What? We can rehabilitate them!”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 2.5%
Inclusiveness
Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 0.96%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 0.35%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.32%
Authoritarianism
milliStalins 0.20%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.19%
Average Disposable Income
CURRENCY 0.11%
Economic Output
CURRENCY 0.11%
Average Income
CURRENCY 0.11%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.05%
And decline in this qualities
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.11%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.11%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.11%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.11%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.11%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.11%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.11%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.12%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.13%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.15%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.37%
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 0.98%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 2.0%
This choice is nice.
