Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
The Cake Is a Lie
In recent weeks, a neighbouring nation in Osiris released a controversial and gory movie about NATIONSNAME , entitled The Baker Of NATIONSNAME. The movie, which follows the horrifying journey of a hapless ex-baker into the criminal underworld of CAPITAL, seems to imply that NATIONSNAMEis a dystopian hellhole filled with violent crime. Unsurprisingly your citizenry is offended.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “This movie makes us look like lawless bloodthirsty savages… and they claimed we eat CAPITAL Cakes all year round, when everybody knows that we like CAPTITAL Scones these days!” complains scowling patriot Marshall Kim J. Unn, dousing a stack of movie promotional posters in kerosene, tossing the offending nation’s flag onto the pile, and lighting a match. “Not only should we ban this evil slanderous movie, we should also demand an apology! Deploy tanks along their border, and warn them to withdraw the film, or face the consequences.”
2. “Woah, like chill out dude, get a sense of humour,” says satirist Sacha Sagdiyev, lighting a spliff from the bonfire. “These people just don’t know what it is actually like to live here. So, why don’t we show them? Get some tourists in, get them high on magic mushroom muffins, flood them with love. Getting angry never solved anything, man.”
3. “Lies and videotape, eh?” muses Lenny Groovesteel, your Propaganda Minister, reading a psychology article on The Triumph Of The Will. “Two can play at that game. We should direct our own movie directors to churn out some counter-information, singing our nation’s praises and fabricating something nasty about theirs. Have you heard people talking about the disgusting Dog-Hair Muffins they bake? No? We will fix that.”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Stoned tourists don’t tend to remember much about their holidays here.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 17.6%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 2.2%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.89%
Economic Output
CURRENCY 0.39%
Average Income
CURRENCY 0.39%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.19%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.13%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.09%
And decline in this qualities
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.06%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.09%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.39%
Industry: Cheese Exports
Mozzarella Productivity Index 0.39%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.39%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.39%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.39%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.39%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.39%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.39%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.39%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.43%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 2.6%
Defense Forces
Total War Preparedness Rating 100%
This choice is ok.
