Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Super-Sized Pizzas Recipe For Disaster?
Papa Pallocci’s Pizza Pagoda, NATIONSNAME’s top pizza delivery chain, has unveiled a new “Leviathan Size” deep-dish pizza. Citizens and health experts alike have come to you raising concerns over the health implications of this new pizza.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “This is a public health travesty,” says Bongani Chicago, a noted nutrition expert. “There is just no sensible reason for a pizza this big to exist! It encourages overeating which leads to obesity and all of the illnesses that go with it! It’s clear that these companies aren’t going to do the right thing without prodding. Obviously, the government needs to ban this greasy filth and make restaurants include nutritional information on all of their menu items!”
2. “But the temptation – the temptation is still there!” cries morbidly obese health advocate Siko Strange. “For years, I ate every kind of junk food imaginable. Just look at me now! Doctors tell me I’ve shaved twenty years off my life at least. This food is deadly, and we shouldn’t tolerate it any more! All fast food restaurants should be banned, and their owners forced to pay reparations to their victims.”
3. “That’s preposterous!” replies Finlay Yew, Head of Papa Pallocci’s Public Relations division. “Our food is among the healthiest in NATIONSNAME! We offer an array of fresh veggies and the finest of meats. These radicals are calling for the government to intervene, but is it really the government’s job to babysit our customers like that? They’re big boys and girls, and it should be up to them to decide what they want to eat! They want pizza, so let them have pizza!”
4. “Hey, man. I have an idea,” says Jake Quimby, an aging hippie, barely suppressing a giggle. “This is all about healthy food, right? My bros and I were thinking about selling this pizza with locally grown organic ingredients and whole grains and stuff, right? It’d be good for you AND the planet, man. The only snag is we’re a little short on start-up moolah. The government should totally, like, give us money to open our chain. We’d really appreciate it. Yeah, you’d need a tax hike to pay for it, but we’d totally save the world – with pizza, man!”
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Option 4. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 357%
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 55.3%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 13.2%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.3%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 1.4%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.73%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.72%
Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.71%
Economic Output
0.18%
Average Income
0.18%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.17%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.15%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.1%
Lifespan
Years 0.08%
Economy
Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 0.07%
And decline in this qualities
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.09%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.18%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.18%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.18%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.18%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.18%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.18%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 8.3%
Authoritarianism
Stalins 14.3%
์Nice one.
