Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
The Low Aspiration Nation
High unemployment is ravaging NATIONSNAME. A recent career fair in CAPITAL consisted of a tumbleweed rolling through empty booths, and the NATIONSNAME Career Shopper is only two pages long and stuffed with ads for pizza parlors and discreet massages. They’re just not hiring. In an attempt to get your economy jumping again, a trio of self-professed experts have come forward to proffer advice.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “The problem is lack of opportunity,” says Daenerys Li, who so far has been unable to use her underwater basket weaving degree. “The government needs to guarantee that every young person can get a job, maybe to build parks or repair bridges or design specialty baskets. That’s the only permanent way to get NATIONSNAME working again.”
2. “What?! Excuse me?” rages industrialist Richard Noseworthy III, nearly knocking over his bikini-clad daughter, who is uploading a pouting selfie to Rich Kids of Instasnap. “The problem isn’t lack of opportunity; the problem is greed! The working man is just too greedy! If you scrapped those pesky labor laws, I could employ twice the number of people for the same amount of money, if I so felt like it.”
3. “That’s an interesting idea, but does it go far enough?” muses Eobard Blofeld, while gazing nostalgically at a dilapidated sugar plantation. “There used to be a time when workers and managers didn’t have a hostile relationship. Master and chattel worked together to bring prosperity to the land. Slaves served their drivers out of love, and masters provided their slaves with everything they needed, treating them just like their own children. Implementing slavery would bring harmony to the labor process, and it would guarantee job security too.”
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Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Fruit pickers with degrees in ANIMAL psychology are a common sight.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Industry: Basket Weaving
Hickory Productivity Index 19,370%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 100%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 5.4%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 3.2%
Environmental Beauty
Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 2.9%
Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 2.4%
Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 1.5%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.85%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.53%
Average Income
0.50%
Economic Output
0.50%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.47%
Lifespan
Years 0.46%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.30%
Human Development Index
Human Development Index 0.15%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.14%
And decline in this qualities
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.16%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.41%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.50%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.50%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.50%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.50%
Charmlessness
Kardashian Reflex Score 1.8%
Sector: Agriculture
Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index 9.7%
Industry: Retail
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 24.6%
This choice do lower employment instead of rise.
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