Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Welcome To —CENSORED—
A small town in Southern NATIONSNAME has a name so offensive that many official cartographers and government officials are refusing to acknowledge it. The debate has thrust —CENSORED— into the spotlight, and many concerned citizens are asking the government to step in.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “Well, I never!” gasps your easily offended Minister of Municipalities, dropping her monocle in surprise, directly into her champagne. “How this town ended up with such a dreadfully appalling name is beyond me. For all that is good and decent in REGION, I must ask you to change this town’s name. Something functional and sensible like ‘Pleasant-town’ or ‘Stepfjord’ would have a much better ring to it. Then they can learn to behave like proper, civilised people.”
2. “Now wait just a **** chicken *****ing minute!” exclaims Ali ‘****hand’ Sisko, the eccentric mayor of —CENSORED—. “The residents of our fine town are ****** happy with our name just the way it ****ing is! Our name is part of our heritage and you can’t go around changing it just because some do-gooders find it offensive! We’ll be keeping our name thank you very *******ing much and you prudes can **** right out of our ********ing business.”
3. “Is plenty clear we need to reach a compromise, ya ken?” suggests Commodus MacDiarmid, a noted devolutionist who attends every public debate possible. “Seems like majority dinnae want that name appearin’ on official maps and websites and suchlike, but guv-ment choosin’ a spankin’ noo name seems a wee bit too bossy, if yer see what I’m sayin’ in the noo. Why not have yer provincial votes on yer town nomenclature like? Have any petition with a dram of signatures be triggerin’ a referendum: then all the people can decide how settlements are named, y’ken? Granted there, there may be a-one or a-two grumpy locals fashin’ themselves like wee bairns aboot it, but as me gran-da used to say, ye cannae please all of the people all of the time.”
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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Snap elections are called over every minor impasse.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.80%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.33%
Average Income
0.25%
Economic Output
0.25%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.06%
And decline in this qualities
Averageness
Average Standardized Normality Scale 0.10%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.15%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.25%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.25%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.25%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.25%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.25%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.25%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.25%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 0.32%
This choice is totally nice.
