Nation States Issues : Object-Oriented Programming

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

Object-Oriented Programming

Triple-A videogame title “Panty Theft Auto” has caused a stir amongst feminists and concerned parents, with many demanding government action against objectification and sexualization of women in the game industry.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “This is disgusting!” cries Alice N. Beck-Dell, a proudly feminist media commentator. “Look at these bimbos in all of these games! They’d need back braces to stand up if they were real! The male protagonist can rack up passive female conquests, and even gets a set of pornographic virtual trading cards for each one he collects. Can’t we apply some modern day standards to this growing industry, to limit the objectification? Drooling teenage boys might admittedly be a significant market, but there are adult and women gamers too! Isn’t some censorship worth it, for a less misogynistic society?”

 

2. “You can’t be serious,” complains Stan Houser, creative director of the game, covertly slipping you some special edition artwork of a chain-mail bikini elf-knight in a brown paper bag. “I like pretty girls. My customers like pretty girls. Pretty girls sell games. It isn’t the job of the gaming industry to spread a social message and if these moral crusaders don’t like it, they don’t have to buy the game. Don’t restrict the free market, or freedom of expression.”

 

3. “Whatever Panty Theft Auto is doing is what we real men want!” squeaks nerdy 13-year old Sancho Blofeld, stroking his caterpillar-like moustache as he sneaks the chainmail-elf picture into his own pocket. “If anything, we should apply this principle to every piece of media we make and import! Instead of making a censor board, you should have an UNcensor board! Give every female huge pair… uh… personality! Add CGI cut-scenes where we can give these ladies what they need! Hell, make sure ALL media is as sexy as hell! Not only it would benefit us men, it would benefit the economy too!”

 

4. “The problem here isn’t some video games, it’s ALL video games,” observes disbarred attorney Tom Jackson, peering at you over a stack of lawsuit documents. “Video games keep kids – and adults for that matter – on the couch all day. They rot brains, cause moral decay and encourage violence. I’m not blaming kids here, I’m blaming the media we feed them: don’t hate the players, hate the game! Ban this trash, and get kids back outdoors playing healthy and wholesome games like mumbletypeg or pinfinger!”

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 4. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Stalins 14.3%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 2.7%

Religiousness

Prayers Per Hour 2.5%

Health

Bananas Ingested Per Day 1.4%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.86%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.86%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.86%

Public Healthcare

Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.86%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.86%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.86%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.86%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.64%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.32%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.15%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.10%

Lifespan

Years 0.09%

 

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.24%

Obesity

Obesity Rate 0.30%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.50%

Economic Output

0.85%

Average Income

0.85%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.89%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 1.1%

Secularism

Atheism Rate 1.5%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 1.7%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 3.1%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 6.0%

Youth Rebelliousness

Stark-Dean Displacement Index 14.3%

Industry: Information Technology

Fann-Boi Productivity Index 16.1%

 

 

 

This choice is moderate.