Nation States Issues : Do You Want Fries With That?

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

Do You Want Fries With That?

Mobs of disgruntled employees picket fast-food chains across NATIONSNAME, tossing cheeseburgers at customers and burning their uniforms – all in the name of dignity and fairer wages.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “MERRY MEALS, MERRY WORKERS!” chants a pubescent protester. “For far too long have our families starved because of pitiful wages. I mean, really, what are we supposed to do with one CURRENCY a day? Eat it!? NATIONSNAME needs to set a new minimum floor for wages, and protect workers – the least that can go wrong is a little bump in the price of your Big Max – what’s the big deal?”

 

2. “Oh the horror! THE HORROR!” gasps the McRonalds CEO as he watches a video of protesters deep-frying the company mascot. “Not Ronald! Anyone but Ronald! They’ve gone bananas! Leader, their complaints are ridiculous, I assure you. They should be grateful for the wage they get for, what, flipping a few burgers? Give me a break. I implore you to send in the police and stop these mouth-breathers from scaring away our custom- eh, I mean, to protect our citizens, of course…”

 

3. “The problem isn’t wages, darling,” says a ‘chatty cathy’ working the counter at Papa Pallocci’s Pizza Pagoda. “It’s all the ‘part time’ hours – the ‘seasonal’ work, ‘overtime’, ‘no overtime’, ‘zero-contracts’ – before you know it, we’ll all be working part-part-part-time! We should go back to a simple work-week for all us slaves to the retail industry. 8-5. Sure, it’ll make places hard to staff, but who wants a burger at midnight anyways?”

 

4. “Eww, fast food,” says John Scully, sipping a glass of almond milk to wash down a fresh kale salad. “We should just get rid of it altogether. Who could be bothered with those cheap, greasy trans-fats? Yuck! Gluttony gone amok as far as I’m concerned. We should aim for a higher standard of food: vegetarian, vegan, organic. C’est magnifique!”

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 4. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Fast food has been prohibited in favour of expensive health and luxury foods.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Industry: Cheese Exports

Mozzarella Productivity Index 79.2%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 4.9%

Income Equality

Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 2.6%

Economic Output

0.80%

Average Income

0.80%

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Economy

Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 0.05%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.06%

Lifespan

Years 0.09%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.30%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.64%

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.78%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.80%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.80%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.80%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.80%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.80%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.80%

Public Healthcare

Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.80%

Cheerfulness

Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 0.82%

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 1.7%

Wealth Gaps

Rich To Poor Income Ratio 2.3%

Economic Freedom

Rand Index 3.5%

Obesity

Obesity Rate 9.8%

Industry: Pizza Delivery

Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 24.4%

Industry: Beverage Sales

Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating 31.8%

 

 

This choice is not so nice.