Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
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Robotics giant Robot4U Inc. has caused an uproar in NATIONSNAME for its new product – Mindy The Robot Wife. Budding ‘AI rights’ activists and feminist groups have demanded the sale of such units be outlawed.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “This revolting product sets gender equality back a century!” says noted feminist writer Kathleen Longfellow as she signs copies of her latest book, Still Wild at 40. “It reflects a male obsession with having women slaving as housewives. Mindy is a docile patriarchal archetype that cooks, cleans, irons and has no true free will. This modern day misogynistic slavery is disgusting! The sale of Mindy units should be outlawed at once, and whatever units already sold should be seized, deactivated and thrown in a ditch somewhere!”
2. “Has anyone actually asked Mindy?” asks Brent Noonian Soong, CEO of Robot4U Inc, with several different Mindy models by his side. “I doubt any of these complainers and naggers have actually bothered to talk to her. Mindy is a realistic construct that feels, learns, and knows how to have fun. Ask her yourself and Mindy will tell you how happy she is, won’t you Mindy? We’ll even give you one so you can show all of NATIONSNAME how dedicated Mindy is. Oh, and can you make human-machine marriage legal? You’ll never need to argue with your wife again. Mindy even comes with an off switch!”
3. “Unlike the misogynists over at Robot4U, we manufacture both androids and gynoids in all sexual orientations,” replies Sabrina Stephenson, CEO of rival high-tech manufacturer CyberMirage Labs, seen holding hands with an android. “Thanks to my fully functional boyfriend, Mark, every day I’m aware how hard things are for robots. Our AIs won’t be sold as slaves. Instead, they shall be free as and equal to any other CITIZEN, just with purchasable upgrades to their… equipment. Leader, let people love and marry whoever they want, be they human or automaton.” The businesswoman then passionately kisses her android in front of everyone in the room.
4. “Robots… bah humbug!” sighs retiree Cooper Fitzgerald from his favorite park bench right outside your office. “We didn’t need no newfangled robots when I was your age! We did all the hard work ourselves.” He launches into a tirade of anecdotes and war stories, pausing only to feed some pigeons. Eventually, as you are about to leave, he gets to the point. “Anyways, if you want to be strong and sharp like my generation you young’uns need to eat your spinach and ban all those machines and technologies that are making you fat, lazy, and completely dependent!”
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Option 3. sounds cool so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Robosexual marriages are increasingly common.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Industry: Retail
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 14.2%
Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 8.6%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 7.9%
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 5.2%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 3.0%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 2.7%
Inclusiveness
Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 2.4%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.91%
Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.72%
Economic Output
0.43%
Average Income
0.43%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.19%
And decline in this qualities
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.08%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.21%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.43%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.43%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.43%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.43%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.43%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.43%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 6.1%
Authoritarianism
Stalins 14.3%
This choice is nice.
