Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Where in the Woods Is Cindy SanFrancisco?
After their daughter wandered off into the woods behind her house, a pair of teary-eyed parents interrupts one of your meetings, beseeching you to step up the rescue effort.
I’ve encountered with 4 choices
1. “She’s only t-t-three years old!” sobs the lost girl’s mother. “She’ll never make it out there in the wilderness all alone. She’s going to d-d-d-“, her husband steps in as she breaks down in tears, “Please, you have to do something! There aren’t enough rescue workers out there. You need to hire more or divert them from other areas or something! What’s more important than a child’s safety?”
2. “Hmph!” scoffs Pete Trax, your miffed financial advisor. “The nerve of some people! Do you really want to squander all that money on one kid? If you’re stupid enough to walk off into the forest all by yourself, maybe you shouldn’t make it to adulthood to have your own stupid kids. Survival of the fittest never hurt anyone – anyone worthwhile that is. We need to get rid of this unnecessary safety net. No more rescue teams. Then maybe parents will actually watch their moron kids.”
3. “Search teams are just too inefficient,” says Matilda Chen, CEO of Eye See You Surveillance. “Thousands of citizens searching high and low with no promise of success. Now what we need to do is implant GPS tracking devices into all citizens. Think about it! No more lost kids, no more fugitives, no more alibis. No need to ask where you were on the night of February 7th. We already know.”
4. “Yer all missin’ the heart o’ the matter,” barks Jamil Brown, a burly, crosscut-saw wielding lumberjack. “The problem isn’t these lil’ rascals gettin’ lost; it’s what they’re gettin’ lost in. If we chop down those damned woods, well then there won’t be anythin’ to get lost in, now will there? You give me and my team the OK, and we’ll make those wooded deathtraps a thing o’ the past!”
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Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.‘
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 23.7%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 7.4%
Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 3.1%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.85%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 0.47%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.34%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.29%
Averageness
Average Standardized Normality Scale 0.17%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.11%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.10%
Economic Output
0.08%
Average Income
0.08%
Lifespan
Years 0.06%
And decline in this qualities
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.06%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.08%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.08%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.08%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.08%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.08%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.08%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.08%
Crime
Crimes Per Hour 0.48%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.52%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.2%
Charmlessness
Kardashian Reflex Score 1.6%
Nice choice
