Nation States Issues : The Truth Is Out There?

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

The Truth Is Out There?

After numerous alleged UFO sightings all over NATIONSNAME’s sky last night, concerned citizens are asking questions and getting no answers. Many of them are demanding that the government release all information regarding UFOs to the public.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “The government has been covering up UFO activity for years,” claims Hillary Licorish, host of the esoteric TV show ‘Death from the Skies’. “We’re tired of hearing about weather balloons and hoaxes. If there are little green men watching and abducting us, we deserve to know. We demand that the government release all documents regarding UFOs… and everything else too! Besides, we’re better off if our military doesn’t organize shady, expensive projects.”

 

2. “You can’t honestly give in to the demands of these wackos and conspiracy nuts!” gasps Five Star General Chris Longbottom. “That would reveal top secret military programs like our doomsday device, I mean, new fighter jets. These things are kept secret for a reason. Do you want this information to get in the hands of NATIONSNAME’s enemies? I don’t think so. I say we continue to cover up these sightings and ignore those pesky ufologists asking too many questions.”

 

3. “How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?” suggests Randy Lee, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. “Why don’t we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn’t have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that “moon” we’re building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It’s win-win!”

 

4. As a man wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses passes your guards, they silently go rigid as their eyes roll to white. “Boss, my team has this covered,” he says in a droll monotone. “We’ll try to keep you in the loop, of course, but nothing we tell you leaves this room… ever. Of course there are aliens, and yes, there’s occasional collateral damage from random interactions, but we’re on it. You just make sure that funding doesn’t drop from the Omnibus Farm Bill your predecessor set up, and we’ll make sure nothing goes public.” He pauses and strokes his chin thoughtfully. “Is it still a privacy violation if you don’t remember being probed? Have to think on that.” He turns, taps the guards on the shoulders, and walks from the room as they dazedly recover their composure.

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.‘

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Stalins 11.1%

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 1.5%

Averageness

Average Standardized Normality Scale 1.00%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.69%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.11%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.11%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.11%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.11%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.11%

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.11%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.11%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.06

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Human Development Index

Human Development Index 0.08%

Economic Output

0.11%

Average Income

0.11%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.12%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 0.32%

Political Freedom

Diebold Election Inking Scale 1.4%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 1.6%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 5.9%

 

 

 

Not good.