Nation States Issues : Subpar Suburbs

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

 

Subpar Suburbs

A water main burst in a suburb of CAPITAL. After months of inaction, the pool of standing water has turned the now largely abandoned commercial district into a watering hole for local wildlife. Local businesses have come to you demanding change.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “If the state of our town proves one thing, it’s that the government is completely incapable of running it properly,” argues cycling enthusiast and owner of the local bike shop Gone With The Schwinn, Cooper Plath. “Government priorities shift with each election cycle making it impossible for any real growth to happen. We need to privatize the local government if this town is going to run a profit again. Companies can bid for control of everything, from garbage collection to city hall!”

 

2. “You want to do what?” protests Ariel Laine, Mayor of the city. “A town is more than its profit margin, Leader. Sure, we’ve seen better days, but it’s because our budget has been hacked away year after year. If the government would invest in our fair town instead of throwing it to the wolves, we’d be back on track in no time.”

 

3. “These plans, they have no charm, no wonder!” announces Elias Yensid strolling into the room with an elaborate model city. “I present to you the Exploratory Paradigm City of Tomorrow! What my team and I aim to do is transform this rundown one-horse town into the forefront of science, technology, and international togetherness. Maybe we’ll even throw in a roller coaster or two. Think of it as a blueprint for the future! With me in full control of course.”

 

4. “Every one of these plans conveniently forgets about the animals,” chastises the head barista from Bean Me Up Coffee. “Y’all saunter in here after mother nature has made the best of a bad situation. That watering hole is crucial to the local wildlife, and it simply isn’t fair to take that away from the bunnies and deer and the cute little birds. Let’s take whatever money we were going to waste on rebuilding this failing town and turn it into a nature reserve.”

 

5. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.‘

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Stalins 100%

Industry: Beverage Sales

Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating 60.6%

Industry: Information Technology

Fann-Boi Productivity Index 20.3%

Industry: Cheese Exports

Mozzarella Productivity Index 16.5%

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 16.1%

Industry: Retail

Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 7.5%

Scientific Advancement

Kurzweil Singularity Index 5.4%

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 3.4%

Culture

Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 2.1%

Economic Freedom

Rand Index 1.9%

Charmlessness

Kardashian Reflex Score 1.5%

Economic Output

1.2%

Average Income

1.2%

Wealth Gaps

Rich To Poor Income Ratio 1.1%

Cheerfulness

Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 0.90%

Crime

Crimes Per Hour 0.47%

Employment

Workforce Participation Rate 0.32%

Human Development Index

Human Development Index 0.09%

 

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.25%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.50%

Integrity

Percentage Of Bribes Refused 0.53%

Lifespan

Years 0.59%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.60%

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 1.2%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 1.2%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 1.2%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 1.2%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 1.2%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 1.2%

Sector: Manufacturing

Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 1.2%

Income Equality

Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 1.2%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 1.6%

Environmental Beauty

Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile 3.4%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 3.7%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 4.9%

Political Freedom

Diebold Election Inking Scale 12.4%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 39.6%

 

 

Nice one.