Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide
The nation is in mourning after beloved cultural icon Johnny Brazeau was found dead of apparent suicide in his Tasmanian beachhouse. New details have emerged that his eccentric and happy-go-lucky public persona was masking chronic depression, thrusting mental illness into the public spotlight.
I’ve encountered with many choices
1. “Clearly, Mr. Brazeau was suffering from severe depression,” says world-renowned psychiatrist Dr. Lara ANIMAL. “This is symptomatic of a deep-seated epidemic of unreported mental illness across REGION. Mental health services have been underfunded for decades, and it is about time that the government stepped in to provide proper mental healthcare for the nation. We desperately need evidence based CBT, more psychiatrists, and proper education to finally rid ourselves of this stigma surrounding mental health. You can’t put a price on the nation’s wellbeing.”
2. “Johnny Brazeau’s death is a tragedy, but we all know his songs contained subliminal pro-suicide messages,” says moral crusader Harry Dredd, who is well known for egging blasphemers and burning effigies of politicians. “People across NATIONSNAMEnow know that an idolized national treasure selfishly took his own life. What kind of message does that send, especially to kids? This shameless act is only going to convince them that suicide is cool. Suicide must be made illegal, and only the ultimate punishment will deter people from this sin. We need to teach our children that life, regardless of how much you’re suffering, is always the answer.”
3. “Haha, the freak finally did himself in. That’s very droll,” laughs insensitive city worker Thomas Pushkin, who was recently laid off for making countless inappropriate jokes on the job. “Yes, of course people are down in this nation, but if you want to cheer us up, give the people a tax cut. Stop wasting money on welfare and all this mental health rubbish. Give us our money back, and we’ll make ourselves happy.”
4. “It’s a tragedy of course, but also an opportunity,” suggests professional spin doctor Miranda Smith, handing you a bottle of fake tears. “If we play our cards right, we can create a distraction from hard-to-sell government policies. Make a speech with a single tear rolling down your cheek and visit the widow to bring a wreath and a spontaneous hug. We can make bad news work to improve your public image.”
5. Dismiss the issue
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Option 2. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.‘
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 3.1%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 3.1%
Religiousness
Prayers Per Hour 2.2%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 1.9%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 1.7%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 0.41%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.40%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.31%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.15%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.15%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.12%
Average Income
0.05%
Economic Output
0.05%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.05%
And decline in this qualities
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.05%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.05%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.05%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.05%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.05%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.07%
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 0.13%
Lifespan
Years 0.18%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.21%
Crime
Crimes Per Hour 0.49%
Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.63%
Cheerfulness
Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 0.89%
Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 1.5%
Secularism
Atheism Rate 1.5%
Health
Bananas Ingested Per Day 1.6%
Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 2.6%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.5%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 3.6%
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 3.9%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 6.5%
Apart from lowering Civil Right this choice is nice.
