Nation States Issues : Munchkins In Makeup

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Munchkins In Makeup

After the surprisingly popular Little Miss NATIONSNAME Pageant was revealed to contain a pole dancing competition, concerned parents have been protesting the very existence of child beauty pageants. After weeks of moral outrage and increasingly annoying megaphone chants, you finally agreed to call a megaphone-free meeting regarding this latest controversial issue.

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “Have you ever sat down and watched these travesties?” screeches perpetually offended activist Kathleen Zhimo while thrusting tabloid magazines featuring child models in your face. “They’re absolutely disgusting and must be banned. They parade these poor girls around in makeup and skimpy dresses like hussies! These pageants teach them that they’re nothing more than helpless sex objects for the pleasure of male viewers! They’re overly sexualized, immoral, and are just plain stupid as an entertainment form.”

2. “What a load of baloney,” scoffs former child model and pageant aficionado Catherine Gratwick, as she poses for your personal photographer. “These competitions are more than just bathing suits and giant hairdos. They teach girls important life skills, like discipline, talent development, and bribing officials. I loved being in beauty pageants as a child and I turned out just fine! The government should quit trying to force its morals on children. That’s what parents are for.”

3. “Who watches this stuff anyway?” groans local violence junkie, Bill de Jong, while leaning back in your chair and kicking his feet up on your desk. “Why don’t we get rid of these boring kiddie pageants and replace them with something more exciting? Three words: child fight clubs. We can hold bare knuckle, rules-free battles between the little brats and televise the ensuing mayhem. It will teach them physical fitness, good sportsmanship, and uh…look, it’ll just be really sweet, okay?”

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 1 sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.‘

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Compassion

Authoritarianism

Niceness

Inclusiveness

Social Conservatism

Weather

Pacifism

Tourism

Lifespan

And decline in this qualities

Intelligence

Crime

Ideological Radicality

Civil Rights

Recreational Drug Use

Culture

Nudity

Industry: Retail

This choice have moderate result.