Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
While attending a performance by the CAPITAL Philharmonic Orchestra last Thursday, 75-year-old baker Wesley Vargas suffered an unexpected heart attack. Several music critics have attributed the death to the surprise of cannon fire used in the song “2012 Overture”, which the Orchestra was playing at the time. However, much opposition has been drummed up against the critics, and both sides have clashed just outside your office.
I’ve encountered with 3 choice
1. “This could have been prevented, if someone hadn’t decided to include cannon fire in the performance!” presses Barack Conway, while he fumbles through a pile of sheet music. “We simply can’t allow this to happen again, and the only way to make sure of that is to ban any weapons from being fired during musicals and performances, and take a stern stance against overly loud music. Cannons are deadly!”
2. “If anything, we should be encouraging the use of alternative percussion in music,” poises Felicity Kent, a renowned composer, while putting a fuse into a suspicious looking stick. “Take, for example, the crash cymbals. Whose idea was it to bang two pieces of metal together to make music? Boring! Nothing entertains an audience like explosions, gunfire, and the sounds of war. War… that’s it! We should bring in the military to give all musical performances an explosive touch!”
3. “She has no idea what she’s talking about,” claims Kirby Rifkin, speaking almost inaudibly. “Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you that a quiet, peaceful performance is one worth seeing. Like the crickets chirping, the birds tweeting, and the trees… treeing. I say we redirect some government funding to the musicians that make use of such natural and flowing sounds, to help preserve the fine predilections of the eardrum.”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 1. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Orwell Orderliness Index 2.8%
Meters Of Sunlight 1.1%
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.69%
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 0.59%
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.33%
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.09%
And decline in this qualities
Industry: Cheese Exports
Mozzarella Productivity Index 0.06%
Clooney Contribution Index 0.06%
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.06%
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.06%
Societal Mobility Rating 0.06%
Gilded Widget Scale 0.06%
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.06%
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.06%
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 0.06%
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.20%
Crimes Per Hour 0.50%
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 0.50%
Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 1.9%
This choice is ok.