Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
Jobless Fair
After a much-touted job fair in CAPITAL resulted in only two hires, the discouraged and desperate unemployed are calling for the government to step in and make job fairs more effective.
I’ve encountered with 3 choices
1. “This can’t go on!” wails one forlorn job-seeker, wearing a t-shirt with her entire resume printed on it. “I’ve been to twenty-three job fairs and I haven’t gotten a single interview! There’s too much hiring through back-channel networks, like being hired just for happening to be the CEO’s cousin. Companies should be placed under a mandate to blind hire only through career fairs, with government oversight to ensure that only the most qualified applicants are being hired.”
2.“Yeah, regulations always help businesses grow,” says Zeus Hansen, CEO of Widgets Inc, his voice ripe with sarcasm. “If you want businesses to hire more people at job fairs, the government needs to relax regulations surrounding hiring and firing employees. And how about a few thousand CURRENCY tax break for each job applicant companies hire at the fairs? I promise, it’ll jump start the economy and pay for itself.”
3. “It is obvious relying on the private sector to create jobs has failed!” wails your top Employment Minister, who also happens to be your cousin. “A well-planned state economy would fix all of this. Just think of the efficiency of it, we could simply assign people jobs, and imagine the comfort CITIZEN would have if they knew they were assured a job before they even finished school? We could even tailor people’s education to improve their productivity at their future careers!”
4. Dismiss the issue
Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.
The result saids ‘Three-year-olds have tantrums because they don’t want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 79.5%
Authoritarianism
Stalins 16.7%
Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 8.8%
Income Equality
Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 8.4%
Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 6.1%
Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 4.6%
Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 1.5%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 0.97%
Economic Output
CURRENCY0.65%
Average Income
CURRENCY 0.65%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.58%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.38%
Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 0.31%
Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.25%
Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 0.20%
Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 0.09%
And decline in this qualities
Integrity
Percentage Of Bribes Refused 0.06%
Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.20%
Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 0.27%
Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.30%
Obesity
Obesity Rate 0.42%
Crime
Crimes Per Hour 0.49%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.65%
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.65%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.65%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.65%
Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 0.65%
Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 1.2%
Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 1.3%
Cheerfulness
Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full 1.8%
Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 3.5%
Wealth Gaps
Rich To Poor Income Ratio 8.0%
Economic Freedom
Rand Index 255%
This choice is nice.
