Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)
We Are Not Amused
Entertainment tycoon and billionaire Walter Eisner has proposed Eisnerland, a massive theme park that he wants to build in an economically impoverished area of northwestern NATIONSNAME. Due to the significant expense of this project, Mr. Eisner is asking for state funds to help finance it.
I’ve encountered with 4 choices
1. “Eisner Enterprises has provided a great source of joy and family entertainment ever since our first animated motion picture, Robbie the Rambunctious ANIMAL, delighted our audiences,” says Mr. Eisner as he skips around your desk in a business suit and ‘Robbie Ears.’ “My wonderland of whimsy will increase economic growth in NATIONSNAME, and has a chance to become the number one tourist destination in all of Osiris! Of course, we will have to move a few thousand residents out of the way, but we’ll be providing much-needed employment for the area. Now would you like to see my plans for the Experimental Prototype Community Recreation Area Project?”
2. “This is an insane proposition,” declares Genghis Trudeau, bursting in with a homemade picket sign that depicts Robbie sitting on a throne of cash. “These corporate monsters are trying to evict us from our homes in order to build this megalopolis of rickety rides and greasy, overpriced corn dogs. For the well-being of our families and communities, and the reputation of our nation, please refuse to provide funds for Eisnerland and ban all new corporate projects in residential areas.”
3. “No one thinks about the alternative possibilities for these dilemmas,” remarks Malon Christmas, your Secretary of Compromises and Other Weird Solutions, who appears to be wearing a different-colored sock on each foot. “You see, the obvious answer is to move the entire project out to the desert. There are no residential areas or regulations to worry about! Sure, many people would be exhausted moving around in the scorching heat, and there aren’t any nearby restaurants, hospitals, or hotels, but perhaps the government could help pay for some of those as well.”
4. “You can’t put a big amusement park there!” shouts artist Harry Jarvey, who is infamous for burning all of his sculptures within a week of their completion. “That desert is the site of our annual arts and radical inclusivity festival. The whole thing is based on freedom of expression and participation, not the sale of pre-packaged commercialism. To turn our cherished playa into a morass of corporate commodification would be an outrage! I insist that you prevent this Eisner fellow from leaving any trace of his vanity project in our desert – or anywhere else – and maybe have the government subsidize our event, for good measure. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to write a few more rules for next year’s festival.”
5. Dismiss the issue
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Option 3. sounds cool so I choose it.
The result saids ‘The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great NATIONSNAME Desert.’
In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.
Political Apathy
Whatever 1.8%
Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 1.6%
Economic Output
CURRENCY 0.91%
Average Income
CURRENCY 0.91%
Public Health
careTheresa-Nightingale Rating 0.55%
Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.42%
Economy
Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index 0.20%
Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 0.17%
Lifespan
Years 0.14%
And decline in this qualities
Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.90%
Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 0.90%
Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.90%
Foreign Aid
Clooney Contribution Index 0.90%
Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.91%
Health
Bananas Ingested Per Day 1.3%
Charmlessness
Kardashian Reflex Score 1.9%
This choice is nice.
