Nation States Issues : Preach With Me If You Want To Live

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Preach With Me If You Want To Live

The military has seen a sharp rise in complaints against chaplains who often pressure soldiers, particularly atheists and those adhering to foreign religions, into converting prior to battle. Military officials and soldiers have come for your guidance as the chaplain issue has brought troop morale to an all time low.

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “Of course we need chaplains, for the soldiers’ peace of mind!” pleads long-serving chaplain, fourth Lieutenant Carmen Pavlov while taking a break from trying to convert your staff. “If we give them the comfort and blessings of the Creator, their quality of life, happiness, and motivation will greatly improve. Granted, they may lose focus from all the people trying to convert them, but at least their souls will join the Creator!”

2. “Oh please. The last thing I need before I die is some loudmouth preacher trying to convert me!” complains pessimistic Private and proud atheist Ali McGuffin as he uses your handkerchief to polish his weapon. “All us soldiers would be better off, and more willing to stay alive, without these crazy chaplains telling us how ‘our deaths are meaningless’ or that we’re ‘eternally damned’ if we don’t convert. For the sake of soldiers’ peace and quiet, military chaplains must be banned! Religion has no place in the military.”

3. “Well, the problem isn’t the presence of religion, it’s that my troops are hearing it in the wrong place,” suggests the devout seventh battalion commander, Captain Pete Singh. “We must make the military accommodating to all beliefs in the interest of tolerance and fairness. Sure, you might end up with some oddballs, like that captain in ninth battalion who worships the flying purple meatball monster or people who don’t believe anything at all, but hey, at least our troops can find their own path to spiritual enlightenment.”

4. “These chaplains have gotten me thinking,” muses the head of the CAPITAL chapter of RELIGION, whose sparkling ten-foot tall hat was recognizable from miles away. “Why don’t you place the military under our command? After a massive expansion, we can force all soldiers to convert so we can wage a divine holy war against the heathens and non-believers in The Galactic Federacy. Then once we’ve purged The Galactic Federacy of its sins, we can turn our attention to the blasphemers in our own country. Ahh, the Almighty will surely look upon our work with great favour! All I need is your signature here.”

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Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.’

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 9.1%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 5.1%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 3.1%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 1.2%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.72%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.68%

Religiousness

Prayers Per Hour 0.24%

And decline in this qualities

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.09%

Secularism

Atheism Rate 0.19%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 7.5%

Authoritarianism

Stalins 12.5%

This choice is ok.