Nation States Issues : Don’t Be A Busk-Kill

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Don’t Be A Busk-Kill

A recent video shoot of newly sworn-in cabinet ministers being broadcast on live TV was disrupted by an enthusiastic but loud vuvuzela-player busking nearby. Most viewers reported they couldn’t hear a word being spoken over the noise. This incident has raised some smiles, but also sparked a debate over busking in general.

 

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “NOISY PESTS!” yells inner city resident Carmen Merkel, straight into your left ear from just two feet away. “While I’m trying to get my beauty sleep at 3 in the afternoon, I’m being disturbed by moronic musicians, talentless thespians and hopeless harlequins! They’re just beggars, but with added irritation and noise. Ban busking! Lock up these feckless fools!”

 

2. “Eish! Em not justa musician, mos,” protests Ali Wall, the busker in question, “Em a one-man entertainment experience, with Hlokoloza dancing for the bokkies an’ gooses, befok naartjie juggling and even face painting for the laaities! Surely busking adds a bit a music and colour to life, nè? The government should pay buskers to be on every street. Let’s make everyone’s life happier now now!”

 

3. “I know a way we could make both sides happy,” remarks your Minister for Fine Arts, Ruby True, pressing play on her cassette of patriotic anthems to create the right mood. “We could introduce national performance licenses, and only allow public performance by those who have attained a certain standard. As a nice side effect, this will let us make sure that our nation’s culture is both highbrow and patriotic.”

 

4. Dismiss the issue

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Option 3. sounds nice so I choose it.

The result saids ‘Contestants on NATIONSTATE’s Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.’

 

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Authoritarianism

Stalins 16.7%

Law Enforcement

Orwell Orderliness Index 3.0%

Corruption

Kickbacks Per Hour 1.6%

Culture

Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale 0.98%

Social Conservatism

Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 0.95%

Income Equality

Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 0.36%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.19%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.18%

Safety

Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 0.17%

Government Size

Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 0.10%

Taxation

Effective Tax Rate 0.10%

Average Income

0.07%

Economic Output

0.07%

 

 

And decline in this qualities

Eco-Friendliness

Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 0.07%

Business Subsidization

Gilded Widget Scale 0.07%

Foreign Aid

Clooney Contribution Index 0.07%

Public Education

Edu-tellignce® Test Score 0.07%

Public Transport

Societal Mobility Rating 0.07%

Welfare

Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 0.07%

Integrity

Percentage Of Bribes Refused 0.07%

Nudity

Cheeks Per Square Mile 0.24%

Wealth Gaps

Rich To Poor Income Ratio 0.33%

Civil Rights

Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 0.39%

Economic Freedom

Rand Index 0.48%

Intelligence

Quips Per Hour 0.54%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 0.58%

Weather

Meters Of Sunlight 0.66%

Political Apathy

Whatever 1.3%

Recreational Drug Use

Pineapple Fondness Rating 1.6%

Political Freedom

Diebold Election Inking Scale 1.9%

Ideological Radicality

Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 6.4%

 

 

 

This choice is moderate.

Author: Forcedot

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