Nation States Issues : Who Stands For NATIONSNAME?

Today I’ve got this Issue on my Nationstates (nationstates.net)

Who Stands For NATIONSNAME?

After the unfortunate and untimely death of NATIONSNAME’s premier sporting mascot just before a major national Calvinball competition, the decision regarding his replacement has been pushed higher and higher up the chain of command until now, having somehow reached your desk.

I’ve encountered with many choices

1. “NATIONSNAME should show that it c-cares for everyone,” stammers once-world class juggler, Gertie Winters, now a nervous paraplegic, “Even the v-very weakest in our so-so-soci-country. Our compassion comes across in our welfare, our healthcare, our v-very w-way of life. That’s why I sh-should be the one to represent it. After all, if I can do it, so can anyone!”

2. “No,” growls a mysterious figure, audibly recovering from a tracheotomy, bedecked in a cape and cowl, “We need to prize the values that keep us safe, in government and outside it. The ones that keep citizens from a life of crime. Order. Justice. Parents. I will represent that. I am the hero NATIONSNAME deserves.”

3. “But not the one it needs!” exclaims the chief executive of BurgerCorp, Evan Cho, striding into your office dressed as his latest product, “What NATIONSNAME needs right now is to plug the looming hole in its budget – and that’s something we can do through corporate sponsorship! Just auction off the rights to field a mascot to the highest bidder, and the nation’s pockets – and your own, my dear Leader – will start to feel decidedly less empty.”

4. “Don’t do it!” screams your personal advisor, Preeti Chew, somehow the most flamboyantly dressed yet, “Any decision we make now will be a political torpedo: all we’ve been given here is a choice between being seen as convulsive, compulsive or corrupt! What we really need to prize is choice: the choice of the people to elect their own mascot – and your choice to push any really difficult political decisions onto the voting public!”

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Option 1. sounds cool so I choose it.

The result saids ‘The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.’

In result, my nation get a boost of this qualities.

Niceness

Average Smiles Per Day 1.9%

Compassion

Kitten Softness Rating 1.6%

Inclusiveness

Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 0.63%

Pacifism

Cheeks Turned Per Day 0.22%

Tourism

Tourists Per Hour 0.05%

Compliance

Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 0.05%

And decline in this qualities

Black Market

0.18%

Rudeness

Insults Per Minute 0.64%

Industry: Arms Manufacturing

Charon Conveyancy Index 0.99%

This choice is totally nice.